original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.
WARNING – PLEASE READ IF YOU HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY AND LIKE TO SHMEAR MAKEUP ON YOUR SKIN TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS FLAWLESS AS YOUR PERSONALITY
I am one such an individual, and last night I was super pumped to try this concealer. Out of curiosity I read the ingredients and saw something called arachidyl behenate.
Anything with the root “arachi” such as “arachis oil” is probably peanut related. And, sure enough, I did some research and arachidyl behenate is peanut-derived. Which is the story of how I nearly smushed a deadly food allergen into my skin.
There’s a report here from last year that seems to indicate that some food allergens are neutralized when processed for cosmetics, but I’m not sure that applies for peanuts. And at any rate, they did indicate there was still a risk of a reaction if such proteins weren’t processed properly.
Now, I’m gonna say it outright – I’m not one hundred percent sure that a heavily processed peanut-derived chemical such as arachidyl behenate will cause a reaction. I’ve worn a lot of makeup over the years without checking the ingredients, so I could have easily used a product containing it without knowing. Still, better safe than sorry.
Alternate names for peanut products (anything with the prefix “arachi-” should be considered suspect):
because i’m a sucker for gaming aus have another one
fact: steve rogers hates being the chosen one.
fact: no one else gives a shit and keeps asking him to do shit anyway, from delivering salt to literally assassinating an emperor.
how does he get into these situations? he has no idea. curiosity tends to kill the cat, or at least get the cat in some increasingly difficult situations
he’s been recruited by a weird startup vampire hunter group, trying to become the dawnguard of legend.
steve hates legends
especially legends he seems to be involved in
anyways he gets sent to go scout a cave for something the vampires want and he’s not happy about it but he does it
he manages to get past the guards with a large sword and some clever footwork, and once he’s inside he finds this weird ritualistic thing that he knows he’s going to have to figure out because it’s that sort of day
so he shoves around some braziers, lets the magic purple fire do it’s thing, and watches with the apathy of one who’s seen too much in his short life as the floor drops in the centre of the room, leaving a podium.
and oh, shit. there’s a person in there.
enter bucky barnes, vampire older than he’d like to admit, who’s been trapped inside this fun cave for a few hundred years at least
bucky has a mission he needs to complete, that involves killing his adoptive father and stopping the literal death of the sun
tbh i like to imagine that high school prompto and noctis engaged in the standard Fun & Risky high schooler shenanigans (vaguely dangerous pranks and dares, wore heelies, probably played around with noctis’ magic to do mundane things)
but i also like to imagine that at some point, prompto Realized that he was friends with the prince and like… if the prince died while trying to drink this two liter bottle of soda in one go they just…. wouldn’t have a king
like, one day noctis just goes “prompto push me down the hill in this shopping cart and record it” and prompto is like “lmao ok dude” and does but then on the descent noctis hits a big hole in the cement and the cart flips and in that moment while noctis is suspended in the air time freezes and prompto watches his own life flash before his eyes
and he thinks “this is it, this is how the prince of the entire country is going to die. he’s going to die in a freak grocery cart accident and it’s all going to be my fault. i killed the prince. i killed the last heir of the country. generations will pass and they’ll wonder, what happened to the line of lucis?
it was ended, in the parking lot behind the crow’s nest, by a grocery cart and prompto argentum.”
Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isn’t always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma they’ve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens.
DO YOU SEE THIS? PHARMACY EMPLOYEES IN THE U.S. ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO THIS. THAT GOES FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE FRONT AS WELL AS PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS BEHIND THE CAGE.
If an employee in a pharmacy makes a snide comment – Front store workers, pharmacists, or Pharmacy Techs give you shit? Gently (Or not so gently) remind them that the waiver they signed upon being hired legally binds them from commenting on your purchase, as it is a violation of privacy laws. Doing so is grounds for INSTANT termination and hefty fines.
Pharmacy workers (white coats) are legally obligated to ASK if you need an explanation of how medication works and any side effects, any medication conflicts etc. If you decline, THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED AT ALL TO MAKE SNIDE REMARKS OR FARTHER COMMENT ON YOUR PURCHASE. FRONT STORE EMPLOYEES CAN NOT AT ALL COMMENT IN ANY WAY, IN ANY STORE WITH A PHARMACY IN IT.
Know your rights. If this shit happens? Call them the fuck out and ask to speak to a manager. Get worked up. Cause a scene. Threaten a Lawsuit. If you see this happening to someone else, and they seem to be struggling, speak up for them.
As a Pharmacy worker, you bet your ass I’ll protect you and your privacy. IT’S MY JOB.
Yo y’all should see how much shit Adidas is getting for this commercial. Talking about how Adidas is pandering to the SJW market LMAO.
I was explaining to people at work that commercials make me cry but not what you expect and this is a textbook example of what makes me start sobbing like a child.
The Archery Range 