because i’m a sucker for gaming aus have another one
- fact: steve rogers hates being the chosen one.
- fact: no one else gives a shit and keeps asking him to do shit anyway, from delivering salt to literally assassinating an emperor.
- how does he get into these situations? he has no idea. curiosity tends to kill the cat, or at least get the cat in some increasingly difficult situations
- he’s been recruited by a weird startup vampire hunter group, trying to become the dawnguard of legend.
- steve hates legends
- especially legends he seems to be involved in
- anyways he gets sent to go scout a cave for something the vampires want and he’s not happy about it but he does it
- he manages to get past the guards with a large sword and some clever footwork, and once he’s inside he finds this weird ritualistic thing that he knows he’s going to have to figure out because it’s that sort of day
- so he shoves around some braziers, lets the magic purple fire do it’s thing, and watches with the apathy of one who’s seen too much in his short life as the floor drops in the centre of the room, leaving a podium.
- and oh, shit. there’s a person in there.
- enter bucky barnes, vampire older than he’d like to admit, who’s been trapped inside this fun cave for a few hundred years at least
- bucky has a mission he needs to complete, that involves killing his adoptive father and stopping the literal death of the sun
- steve hates being the chosen one.
The Archery Range 