i love you, eddie
Tag: venom spoilers
fav venom quotes
- “this is dead. dead!”
- “could a parasite make me climb a really, really tall tree, but super, super fast?”
- “pile of bodies… pile of heads”
- “jump.” *ding* “pussy. “
- “lemme tell you something, bud. i’ve spent a significant amount of time with one of those things up my ass. not a lot of fun.”
- “that is the ugliest thing i have ever seen in my life!”
- “oh, he… has one up his ass, too.”
- “what really changed your mind?” “you. you did, eddie.”
Venom funniest moments:
- When Eddie entered the restaurant and they showed the lobster tank and you just KNEW
- Eddie falling into his apartment and desperately munching on any and every food in sight (relatable)
- Riot: *jumps out* Eddie: HOOOLY SHIT YOU HAVE TO BE THE UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKER I’VE EVER SEEN
- “…he’s got his own lizard up his ass”
- Eddie climbing into the lobster tank and making himself comfortable (again, relatable) and then biting into a lobster….Cronch
- Venom: jump!! Eddie: *takes the elevator* Venom: …pussy
- Eddie: hey man can you please turn the music down?? Neighbour: haha what Eddie: *venoms out* Neighbour: Hoooly hell sure man yeah!!! Haha…
- After the neighbour comes out and sees all the corpses and Eddie running away: aw fuck
- Eddie talking to “himself” while some rando looks at him like he’s crazy
- Not funny but after Dora confesses that it was Eddie who stole the symbiote and Carlton just says “you were the best” and tells his crew to release the symbiote….chills.
- Eddie: *takes a bite out of a chicken leg* THIS IS A CARCASS
(Sorry if the dialogue is off, I didn’t watch it in English so I had to translate what I remembered!)
There were plenty more so feel free to add on!
Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie
fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem:
(Venom 2018, the trailer)
*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*
Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want
*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*
Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons
(Venom 2018, the movie)
Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth
Eddie:
Eddie: Parasite
Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now
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