Other witches: Contact your deities only on the full moon!!! Make sure to ask them meaningful questions!!! Talk to them respectfully!!!
Me summoning my deities in the middle of Walmart: what up my bois I got nervous standing in the middle of the store alone so I decided to summon the gang
Why: If you’re going out for brunch, you’re going to go all out, choosing the most decadent dish on the menu, and for good reason — you don’t believe in settling, whether it comes to calories or career choices.
Drive Thru Guy: Welcome to Jack in the Box how can I help you?
Me: Yes I’d like 7 stuffed jalapenos.
God 1: ……..
God 2: ……..
Me: -exasperated sigh-
Me: Make that 10 stuffed jalapenos and 5 churros, please….
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Actually! Fun fact!
If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!
The Archery Range 