Hates the Mom Friend, thinks that they’re annoying: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Is always getting pampered by the mom friend: Gemini, Virgo, Pisces
Is low-key the Mom Friend: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn
IS the Mom Friend: Taurus, Cancer, Libra
Tag: true
Quality time spent with your deities isn’t always outbursts of emotional devotion and raw tears. Sometimes it’s sitting quietly together and letting Their presence calm your worried soul.
dad: “Do you like your coffee like you like your men, tall and dark?”
Me: “No, but I do like my coffee like I like my women: sweet, strong, and able to keep me up all night.”
dad: “What”
Me: “What”
the signs as smol or tol
aries: smol
taurus: tol
gemini: tol AND smol
cancer: smol crab
leo: smol
virgo: tol
libra: smol
scorpio: tol
sagittarius: smol
capricorn: tol
aquarius: tol
pisces: smol
captain america: civil war
team iron man: leo, gemini, aries, sagittarius, libra, pisces
team captain america: scorpio, cancer, capricorn, aquarius, taurus, virgo
I can only visualize a gallon in the shape of a milk jug.
signs that can….
bullshit an essay in a day but can’t do maths: taurus, cancer, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces
do maths problems in 5 mins, but can’t write an essay for shit: aries, gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
Believes in love: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Capricorn, Scorpio, Pisces.
Believes in aliens: Aquarius, Virgo, Leo, Aries, Gemini, Taurus.
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