Aries: Fire, satanic circles on the floor in chalk, goat’s blood, and a human sacrifice
Taurus: Lays Límon Chips and something shiny
Gemini: Sacrificing an iPhone 6 plus
Cancer: A crying baby and thrift store sweaters
Leo: With a Ouija board and by taunting them
Virgo: Spray Windex 3 times and call for them
Libra: Too busy wondering if they should show up or not
Scorpio: Surprise! THEY’RE ALREADY THERE SON
Sagittarius: Bring their grave a milkshake
Capricorn: Insult them. Wait.
Aquarius: No one knows sorry
Pisces: Cry over their tombstone