ya niggas underestimate hugs…. like you don’t know how much girls like a good full blown hug, both hands wrapped around her while her head lays on your chest and then ya pull away and you smile at her and continue with your day… girls be in class 20 minutes later thinking about that hug fam
dad: “Do you like your coffee like you like your men, tall and dark?”
Me: “No, but I do like my coffee like I like my women: sweet, strong, and able to keep me up all night.”
dad: “What”
Me: “What”
Aries: talks too loud
Taurus: obnoxious pen clicker
Gemini: tells bad jokes
Cancer: ignores people 24/7
Leo: steals food
Virgo: never knows what’s going on
Libra: plays music too loud & u can hear it through their headphones
Scorpio: singing all the time
Sagittarius: too clingy
Capricorn: constantly cracks their knuckles
Aquarius: always complaining
Pisces: always asking for pencils