sathinfection:

suzannart:

OKAY I am answering @sathinfection‘s distress call for Ren in expensive yet very tiny speedos and he manages to drag Hux along with him but he couldn’t convince him to lose the FO’s weird 1920′s regulation swimwear.  At least it delays him from burning to a crisp for another 20 minutes

Intwing Sluice ‏@intwingsluice  2hr                                  

At a remote beach on a
pleasure planet. @renofficial and #godspeedcomrade out on a date

Intwing Sluice ‏@intwingsluice  1hr                                  

They’re not even pretending to hide it anymore.
#godspeedcomrade wearing command cap, strange backwards attempt at swimwear.

Intwing Sluice ‏@intwingsluice  1hr                                  

Senator Ren has sunglasses on to protect his identity
but we’d know that hair and 🍆 anywhere.

Intwing Sluice ‏@intwingsluice  1hr

Speaking of the 🍆, it is currently being
restrained by the hardest-working, most infuriating speedo I have ever seen.

Intwing Sluice ‏@intwingsluice  1hr

@firstorderofficial do you have any comments on how General
Hux fits it all in? #wheredoesitgo

Intwing Sluice ‏@intwingsluice  10m

Thanks for getting #wheredoesitgo trending! Great job on the
🍆 diagrams, Holoshops, and theorizing!

Intwing Sluice ‏@intwingsluice  4m

How the hell did I get a sunburn when I’m covered in hair?

The First Order @firstorderofficial 2m

@intwingsluice we can get rid of that extra sun for you 😎

Intwing Sluice @intwingsluice now

I JUST SAW HUX USE HIS DATAPAD HE’S ON
THE FO TWITTER RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!! THAT SLEEMO!!!!