the-immortal-marshal:

kentucky-fried-bucky:

ironlocked:

venom.

• 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
• 35% on Metacritic
• 2/5 on Empire
• 1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
• “a massively overqualified cast”
• “What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
• “No one has to fake a bad review of this”
• “The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

• 95% of Google users liked it
• 89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
• The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
• My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op:

Most of the critics don’t get the idea that not ALL movies are artsy. Some movies are created for entertainment. Like Venom. I laughed, I wasn’t bored. Tom hardy is awesome. It’s a good movie

namaki132:

jendarknight-blog:

bluelikewords:

lucas-of-twigglebottomschmite:

Fanfic writer: And publish! Finally got this story out now I can sleep. Hmm, maybe I should wait for a review.

Fanfic writer: *refreshes 2000 times.“

*20 minutes later*

Reviews: *1+ review*- Good story

Fanfic Writer: DEAR WHAT’S YOUR FACE YOU ARE THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN. I PERSONALLY THANK YOUR MOTHER FOR GIVING BIRTH FOR YOU. YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME LIFE.

I feel this on a spiritual level.

This is me. Every. Single. Time.

😂😂😂