writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

Create a DnD Character Based on your natal chart!

maddlyinlove:

Based on your different signs I will give you a race, Class, Sub Class , Character background and personality traits! if you have any questions on what this would mean just ask me!

Pick a race based on your moon sign

Moon in Aries: Half Orc

Moon in Taurus: Dragonborn

Pick the type of dragon born based on dom element

-Fire dom: Red dragon (fire breath)

-Water dom: Black dragon (Acid breath)

-Earth dom: White dragon (Ice Breath)

-Air dom: Blue dragon (Lighting breath)

Moon in Gemini: Half Elf

Moon in Cancer: Halfling

-Feminine sun sign: Lightfoot halfling

-Masculine sun sign: Stout halfling

Moon in Leo: Elf

-Fixed sun sign: Dawn elf

-Cardinal sun sign: Wood elf

-Mutable sun sign: Dusk elf

Moon in Virgo: Aasimar

-Fixed sun sign: Protector aasimar

-Cardinal sun sign: Scourge aasimar

-Mutable sun sign: Fallem aasimar

Moon in Libra: Aarakocra

Moon in Scorpio: Shifter

Moon in sagittarius: Genasi

-Fire dom: Fire Genasi

-Water dom: Water Genasi

-Earth dom: Earth Genasi

-Air dom: Air Genasi

Moon in Capricorn: Dwarf

-Feminine sun sign: Hill Dwarf

-Masculine sun sign: Mountain Dwarf

Moon in Aquarius: Tiefling

Moon in Pieces: Triton

Pick a class based on your sun sign

Sun in Aries: Barbarian

-Masculine moon sign: Rage Path

-Feminine moon sign: Primal Path

Sun in Taurus: Cleric

-Aries or Libra moon: Light Domain

-Taurus or Scorpio moon: War Domain

-Gemini or Sagittarius moon: Trickery Domain

-Cancer or Capricorn moon: Knowledge Domain

-Leo or Aquarius moon: Tempest Domain

-Virgo or Pieces moon: Nature Domain

Sun in Gemini: Rouge

-Fixed moon sign: Assassin

-Cardinal moon sign: Thief

-Mutable moon sign: Arcane Trickster

Sun in Cancer: Monk

-Fixed moon sign: Way of the Open Hand

-Cardinal moon sign: Way of the Shadow

-Mutable moon sign: Way of the Four Elements

Sun in Leo: Fighter

-Fixed moon sign: Battle Master

-Cardinal moon sign: Champion

-Mutable moon sign: Eldritch Night

Sun in Virgo: Wizard

-Moon in cancer or Taurus: School of Abjuration

-Moon in Capricorn or Virgo: School of Conjuration

-Moon in Gemini: School of divination

-Moon in Pieces: School of Enchantment

-Moon in leo or Aries: School of Evocation

-Moon in Aquarius or Sagittarius: School of Illusion

-Moon in Scorpio: School of Necromancy

-Moon in Libra: School of Transmutation

Sun in Libra: Bard

-Masculine moon sign: College of Valor

-Feminine moon sign: College of Lore

Sun in Scorpio: Warlock

-Fixed moon sign: The Great Old One Patron

-Cardinal moon sign: The Fiend Patron

-Mutable moon sign: The Archfey Patron

Sun in Sagittarius: Rangers

-Masculine moon sign: Hunter

-Feminine moon sign: Beast Master

Sun in Capricorn: Paladin

-Fixed moon sign: Oath of Devotion

-Cardinal moon sign: Oath of Vengeance

-Mutable moon sign: Oath of the Ancients

Sun in Aquarius: Sorcerer

-Masculine moon sign: Draconic Bloodline

-Feminine moon sign: Wild Magic

Sun in Pieces: Druid

-Feminine moon sign: Druid Circle of the Land

-Masculine moon sign: Druid Circle of the Moon

Pick a background based on your rising sign (if you don’t know it use your mercury sign)

Aries Rising: Folk Hero

Taurus Rising: Acolyte  

Gemini Rising: Entertainer

Cancer Rising: Sailor

Leo Rising: Noble

Virgo Rising: Sage

Libra Rising: Guild Artisan

Scorpio Rising: Charlatan

Sagittarius Rising: Outlander

Capricorn Rising: Soldier

Aquarius Rising: Urchin

Pieces rising: Hermit


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reyaltyy:

lissanaria:

alysia-constantine:

nichtwing:

fromanotherroom:

The Imperial March playing from another room
John Williams
Star Wars

#when darth vader is strutting through the flight hangar and you’re an imperial accountant 2 decks below x

I am not exactly sure why this made me laugh so hard, but it totally did.

Lmao. -clerk at desk looks up, looks at cubicle buddy- ‘We need raises.’ ‘Yep.’

#there’s some plot happening but not in this room