just-shower-thoughts:

One of the scariest experiences you can have playing sports is losing a ball in the sunlight and knowing it’s coming down somewhere in the vicinity of your face.

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

#the answer to a question i never asked