things to do while you wait for your dnd groups to meet again:

critical-failqueer:

  • create a family tree for a character you’ll never get the chance to play
  • make yet another tiefling
  • find race and class combos you haven’t had the chance to play yet
  • dig up an old character and revamp them
  • make playlists for your characters. get emotional when you listen to them
  • start writing backstory for your backup character
  • come up with elf names by mispronouncing common words
  • check your groupchat for updates you know won’t be there
  • speculate on how you’re all going to die next session
  • listen to dnd podcasts to both ease and worsen the void in your soul
  • buy another dice set

terfs-hate-women:

mittelpunk:

bisexual struggle

Wearing a rainbow bracelet: what if cute guys think I’m a lesbian

Not wearing a rainbow bracelet: what if cute girls think I’m straight

polyamorous struggle

Wearing my wedding ring: what if cute people think I’m taken

Not wearing my wedding ring: what if cute people think I’m single

solarpunkfuturenow:

wilwheaton:

the-future-now:

Sweden is so good at recycling it ran out of trash (x) | follow @the-future-now

It’s amazing what a culture can do when it puts people and the environment ahead of squeezing a few more pennies out of every dollar.

This is so important. Positive outcomes and techniques once shown to be effective can be repeated around the world creating a positive feed back loop. Let’s get stuck in Solarpunks

jabberwockypie:

patrickat:

bernardperroud:

Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001.

Archeologists
hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about
22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus.

At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor.

When
the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the
phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the
womb before the sowing of the spring crops.

These people were drawing dicks on the ground with the sun in 1000 BCE. All you fools messing with Sharpies need to step up your game.

“Hee! That looks kind of like-”

“Come on, self, don’t make it weird.  It’s just a cave.”

*reads article*

“Oh.”

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

morgen-huoreart:

lady-with-a-book:

rosiebeestudies:

studentsandlattes:

taylorswiftville:

cacti-tea:

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

FRIENDS? ☺️

guys.

I need friends 😁

😀 I’ll be waiting

bigbeardedgeek:

unclefather:

squidkneee:

congenitaldisease:

If you’ve ever wondered how lakes are stocked with fish, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.

this is so funny to m

Goodbye bitches

PetSmart Fish Lady:  You have to be very careful not to jostle the goldfish, then let him sit in the bag in the tank for an hour to let his temperature adjust to your tank, and then carefully pour it into the water.

Utah Fish Official: BOMBS AWAY FUCKERS