Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek Altin/Jean-Jacques Leroy, Jean-Jacques Leroy/Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek Altin/Jean-Jacques Leroy/Yuri Plisetsky Characters: Otabek Altin, Jean-Jacques Leroy, Yuri Plisetsky, Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri, Makkachin (Yuri!!! on Ice) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Witchcraft, Alternative Universe – Modern Fantasy, witch!Beka, familiar!JJ, familiar!Yuri, Witches, Familiars, Slow Burn, emotionally constipated idiots, JJ’s actually the smart one, Beka needs help, Polyamory, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Kissing Summary:
After the fall of the USSR, someone could count the number of living witches in Kazakhstan on one hand. So when Otabek Altin was born with powers that developed over time, he had to flee and hide how closely Magic kept him to its chest. Magic had other plans for the witch, and he finds himself suddenly bound to a familiar.
Raleigh Becket, the most manly of men, an absolute wall of muscle was just brought to his knees by a woman half his size. Dude bros take note, because instead of being mad or even thinking it was funny, which would have undermined him taking her seriously, he’s impressed. He’s beyond impressed. He doesn’t even scramble back up after she steps back. He stays on his knees. She won the point and he’s in no hurry to try to reassert himself. His grip even tightens on the staff because there are some serious emotions going on here with him. The wandering knight just found his warrior queen and he’s trying to figure out how to process that information. He’s found the piece he’s been missing for so long and there’s a little of that last expression that looks like he wants nothing more than to throw his arms around he waist and be “thank GOD you found me because I’ve been alone so long”.
so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.
in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.
I NEVER KNEW THIS IF ONLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 12 I MAY NOT HAVE DEVELOPED DERMATILLOMANIA.
FOR FUCKING REAL
From the Wiki article on sebaceous filaments: “Unlike blackheads, however, they cannot be removed and are a permanent part of the human skin.”
This has honest to god changed my life okay thank you OP thank you so much
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