Fanfic writer: And publish! Finally got this story out now I can sleep. Hmm, maybe I should wait for a review.
Fanfic writer: *refreshes 2000 times.“
*20 minutes later*
Reviews: *1+ review*- Good story
Fanfic Writer: DEAR WHAT’S YOUR FACE YOU ARE THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN. I PERSONALLY THANK YOUR MOTHER FOR GIVING BIRTH FOR YOU. YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME LIFE.
When Eddie entered the restaurant and they showed the lobster tank and you just KNEW
Eddie falling into his apartment and desperately munching on any and every food in sight (relatable)
Riot: *jumps out* Eddie: HOOOLY SHIT YOU HAVE TO BE THE UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKER I’VE EVER SEEN
“…he’s got his own lizard up his ass”
Eddie climbing into the lobster tank and making himself comfortable (again, relatable) and then biting into a lobster….Cronch
Venom: jump!! Eddie: *takes the elevator* Venom: …pussy
Eddie: hey man can you please turn the music down?? Neighbour: haha what Eddie: *venoms out* Neighbour: Hoooly hell sure man yeah!!! Haha…
After the neighbour comes out and sees all the corpses and Eddie running away: aw fuck
Eddie talking to “himself” while some rando looks at him like he’s crazy
Not funny but after Dora confesses that it was Eddie who stole the symbiote and Carlton just says “you were the best” and tells his crew to release the symbiote….chills.
Eddie: *takes a bite out of a chicken leg* THIS IS A CARCASS
(Sorry if the dialogue is off, I didn’t watch it in English so I had to translate what I remembered!)
Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want
*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*
Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons
(Venom 2018, the movie)
Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth
Eddie:
Eddie: Parasite
Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now
holy shit, spread this like wildfire guys before November
one of the biggest and most devious tools being used against voters now is that voting locations for lower income neighborhoods and neighborhoods that are primarily black or hispanic are suddenly closed down, in the middle of nowhere, or only open for 4 hours a day
do whatever you can to help negate that being a barrier
The Archery Range 