epicmurdock:

epicmurdock:

I really hate it when parents of autistic kids use phrases like “I know they’re in there.” Bitch they’re right in front of you! You haven’t lost them! They’re not locked away like a final boss in a video game!! This is your child As Is! Love them for who they are not what you wish they would be! Fuck!

I didn’t expect this to get notes but it’s absolutely ok to reblog and I’m glad it has been

sparxwrites:

Let Vax Get That Good Good Dragon Dick 2k17

anyways. yes. other than for the purposes of dragonfucking (of which i am a big fan), i approve of this. big soft flamboyant gilmore turning into a big soft flamboyant dragon, all curled up and sunning himself in the sun, clutching his friends in the circle of his tail by means of a makeshift hoard. how lovely.  just love the idea of dragon!gilmore being this sorta. mid-sized for a dragon, but still pretty damn big, creature, kinda chubby, very lazy, always sunning himself and lying around and taking life slow and chill, fussing over his scales and preening, sprawled in the main square of whitestone around the sun tree to catch the midday sun.

and of course, some people assume that “chubby and friendly and chill” means “will not fuck your shit up if you try anything with him or the people he cares about”. they are very, very wrong. dragon!gilmore is absolutely still very much up for shit-wrecking in a terrifying manner should the need arise.

kitfistovevo:

“Bisexuals don’t belong in the LGBT community” ohhh ok I guess the B stands for ‘bitch’ and that’s where you fit in, gotcha

just-shower-thoughts:

I don’t want to be super rich, I just want to make enough money that I can set up an automatic direct debit for all of my bills without fear of insufficient funds, and then forget about them forever.

strexually:

prorevenge:

This story is widely known amongst my family and is constantly brought up and joked upon in my group of friends even years later. A buddy of mine suggested that this is the perfect place to make it public so let’s get into this shit storm.

Backstory: I was a senior in high school at the time and i had never been the brightest student. I was a solid C student and i had never received a detention or had any kind of bad student record. This is important because to this day, i still have no idea why the teacher treated me this way. The teacher, who we will name Mrs. Frank, had been a teacher there for more then a decade and was widely known for being a petty heartless bitch who the administrators saw as the golden child.

Mrs. Frank taught algebra, which is my worst subject, so naturally i had issues understanding the lessons and would ask questions frequently. To some these questions are easily answered but to me it was rocket science.

Usually when someone asks a dumb question, no one should address it however in Mrs. Franks case she would belittle me in front of everyone by saying things such as “And here comes the slow boy again” , “wow surprise surprise you don’t understand it again” “Really? We have to go extra slow for you today don’t we” etc…etc.

I tried going to the administration about it before but again she was considered the golden child. They would send someone in to examine her during class, she would act respectful and normal for one day, and go back to being a bitch the next.

This goes on for about half the year until i had enough. I went to the local radioshack, bought a recorder, and secretly recorded every insult she would throw at me. I would sometimes instigate to make up for the lost time.

Go ahead feed the fire.

Fast forward to the end of the year and im sitting in Mrs. Franks class when i ask a question. Her response, and i quote (because it’s burned into my brain) was-

“I’ve been teaching here for over 10 years and that was the single dumbest question I’ve ever heard come from anyone’s mouth.”

She continued the lesson without answering. I calmly stood up, packed up my stuff, and headed to the nurses office to dismiss myself from school. (We were allowed to dismiss ourself if we were 18.)

I went home, compiled all of the brutal tapes into one glorious masterpiece of insults, and headed back the next day to show the administrators. I sat down with the principal and we listened to a couple of the insults before he stopped me. He wanted more witnesses present as well as Mrs. Franks. He told me we would meet the next day where i could show him and the rest of the administrators the full tape.

I walk into school the next morning being the most nervous iv ever been for anything. I was called down to the office where i met with some board directors, the local school police officer, the principal, the vice principal and Mrs. Franks.

What follows was some of the greatest minutes of my life.

I watched as the administrators went from fed up with being in another useless meeting, to furious and speechless with some of them keeping their mouths open for the duration of the tape. I also watched Mrs. Frank go from confident and stuck up, to her realizing that she had f*cked up beyond repair.

She was publicly roasting herself in front of the most important people from the district.

The tape ended and without hesitation, the administrators looked around in astonishment and the principal turns to me and says “I think we have heard everything we need to, thank you.” And i was quietly dismissed from the room.

The final time i saw Mrs. Frank was leaving the room. I looked back and we made eye contact through her tear filled eyes as i gave the biggest most evil smile.

I returned to class the next week and Mrs. Frank was no where to be found. The story spread quickly throughout the school and i was seen as a saint. I had successfully gotten her fired and made it almost impossible for Mrs. Frank to return to her teaching career as well as cut off most of her connections she had with other teachers in the school. I had ruined her financially because no school district in the area would hire this walking piece of garbage.

If you’re reading this Mrs. Frank id like to take this moment to tell you to go f*ck yourself.

Okay, preschool teacher speaking here! People like that have absolutely NO business being teachers. Like she thinks she can get away with anything because she’s got tenure and thinks she’s invincible. People like that should just quit teaching if they’re that freaking miserable. Open up jobs for young, new, enthusiastic teachers. That’s just my two cents though.

As a high school teacher who works with people like this, this is important: DON’T BE A SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. Just because we’re put in a position of power over our students does not mean we get to take advantage of that. If anything, it’s our job to make our students feel like they are on the same level as us…after all, they’re going to be the generation in power one day, and I want them to be the best they could possibly be. They don’t get that by us being shitty towards them.