Aggro Witch Tip

magicianmew:

pawsomefoursome:

magicianmew:

Are you a witch who has just experienced something infuriating, or perhaps being aggro as fuck is just your state of being?

MAKE FUCKING BREAD.

IT’S CHEAP, EASY, AND ENDS IN YOU HAVING FOOD IN YOUR FACE, WHICH WILL CURE YOU OF YOUR AGGRO IF IT IS CAUSED BY BEING HANGRY. IT’S BASICALLY THE BEST WAY TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING LEGALLY.

HOLY COW I LOVE KNEADING.

STICK HERBS IN YOUR BREAD FOR CALMING.

DRAW A SIGIL ON IT WHILE IT PROVES TO TRANSFER YOUR ANGER AWAY FROM YOU.

HOLY SHIT I LOVE MAKING BREAD.

Can we get some basic bread recipes for the witch who has never made bread before?

YOU FUCKING BET WE CAN.

I TOTALLY SUCK AT BAKING, BUT EVEN MY CONFUSED ASS WAS ABLE TO EXECUTE THIS EASY BREAD RECIPE LIKE A BOOOSSSSSS.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2060/easy-white-bread?fcid=199899

ONLY 5 INGREDIANTS. MAXIMUM POTENTIAL FOR ANGER-KNEADING.

But personally I think 2tsp of salt is a bit heavy for this size loaf. To me it tastes much lighter with just one, so, ya know, different strokes…

WATCH THIS BRITISH GUY IF YOU’RE A VISUAL LEARNER.

https://youtu.be/Wnxn_7bjlNk

NOW YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE THE ANGER-LOAF OF YOUR DREAMS.

AND ONCE YOU’VE DOMINATED THE BASIC LOAF, YOU CAN GET FANCY AND ADD HERBS AND STUFF AND TURN YOUR ANGER-LOAF INTO A FANCY ANGER-LOAF.

“I’m not racist, I’d love this character even if they weren’t white”

mikeymagee:

mikeymagee:

Oh?

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Is

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That

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So?

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You

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Absolutely

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Positively 

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Sure

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About

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That?

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@stomach-ulcer

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Question: Where you around when Aquald/Kaldur was first introduced? Because I was, and I remember people calling him “Blaqualad” from the second his face appeared on the promo. 

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Not to mention many people had said he was going to die by the end of the season anyway. He was either hated or ignored once the show started, and once he took the position of leadership, a VERY popular trope was that he would die a glorious death so that Robin could take his “rightful place” as head of the team. 

There are plenty of other examples. Take the hatred Miles Morales got (and still gets) even though both he and Peter have been able to exist together. 

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Take the hatred Riri Williams got during her introduction.

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Most people are more than happy to erase Duke Thomas as one of Bruce Wayne’s “kids” despite the fact that he’s an original character who isn’t taking anyone’s mantel. 

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Cyborg has been criticized as “not belonging” to the Justice League since the beginning of New 52. Hell, if anything, ya’ll should be happy that Cyborg’s there, because now they don’t have to racebend a white person. But, nope. 

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Then there was Rue from the Hunger Games (played by  Amandla Stenberg) who was black in both the movie and the source material, and yet people still went to twitter to express how they “couldn’t sympathize” with her anymore. 

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We’ve got Michael Burhnam, who’ll be leading the new Star Trek series and people are pissed off about a Black woman in the lead role. 

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Let’s not forget how the Star Wars fandom felt about having a “Black Stormtrooper” before anyone knew anything about who John Boyega was even playing. 

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If you were in the Glee fandom, you’ll probably remember how much shit Mercedes got for being just as ambitious as the rest of the Glee kids. And then of course, there were the people saying she didn’t “deserve” Sam Evans. 

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And then there’s the entire cast of The Get Down that is routinely slept on.

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There are the people who demonize T’challa and call him selfish for wanting to Avenge his father (who by the way was the acting monarch of a nation, so T’challa’s quest for answers was also a way of preventing a political fallout.) 

And I haven’t even mentioned Sam Wilson, James Rhodes, Mike Peterson, Luke Cage,  John Stewart, Amanda Waller, Ben Sisko, or Ororo Munroe. I’ll give you a hint…all of those characters are crapped on and held to a ridiculously high standard that white characters aren’t held to.. .

So, instead of saying “Make your own original characters” instead, ya’ll can just say, “I don’t want Black people in my stories” 

At least then, it’ll save us all some time.  

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

riverofwhispers:

mikedirntfucker420:

nobody-told-the-horse:

noble-moon:

simplyfx:

annlarimer:

disparition:

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

^

but please if you’re uncomfortable with being called “dude” or “bro” or any of the sort please tell me!!

Same. I grew up in California in the 90s so I say “dude” about as much as I say “fuck” (like 100 times a day).

Really though if it bugs you tell me I’ll make an effort to not call you “dude”.