karla-chans-bjds:

ultima228:

bramble-star:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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They have snoots for booping

@beansnake

I have one question can i pet them after because they are good noodles?

Can I just keep the noodles with the boopy snoots?

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