Werewolves and vampires are still around, long after most humans have been enslaved or eliminated by the AI uprising. Now it’s time to give those robots something they weren’t calculating for.
HA HA HA HA HA
Time for the nerdy math vampires to shine.
Vampire: It took me 100 years but I managed to figure out how their coding kept changing. Once you upload this into the mainframe it should reduce their functional capacity and enable you to free the humans from the compound.
Werewolf: Reduce them to what?
Vampire: A toaster on legs.
Werewolf: Nice. What about the humans, how do we help them after this?
Vampire: Pft, please give them a few decades to reproduce and they’ll be fine. Bubonic plague didn’t wipe those motherfuckers out. Humans are the evolutionary equivalent of toddlers: they bounce.
The Archery Range 