Describe your DnD party in the shittiest possible way go

janefoster:

ironmaryreblog:

somethingdnd:

the-stray-liger:

Our group’s name is the Tiger’s Talons. Our DM mocks us relentlessly for that.

THESE FUCKING HOTTOPIC ASS, AASIMAR AND TIEFLING ASS, NEVER PLAYED BEFORE FUCKING MONSTER RACE, BORING HALFELF MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE WHEN I MAKE NPCS SAY CHUCKLE FUCK 

Five gigantic idiots and one halfling who’s half their size and twice their intelligence.

A bunch of drunk magic users walk into a bar while the two sober fighters walk around apologizing for what’s gonna go down.

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