Gay Transylvanian Baron Paleontologist Spy

lyricwritesprose:

teal-deer:

Guys

I just read this article in the Smithsonian Magazine and I just

This is a real person who existed. His name was Baron Franz Nopcsa von Felo-Szilvas. He had a castle, Sacel Castle, near Deva, Romania, which is in Transylvania. 

He hypothesized that dinosaurs were related to birds in 1906. THIS IS LITERALLY A CENTURY BEFORE JURASSIC PARK CAME OUT. Remember: around the time JP was released, there was STILL a lot of debate as to whether dinosaurs were “really” related to birds. In Nopcsa’s time, everybody was still in the tail-dragging big slow lizard camp. 

Did I mention he was hella gay? he was really hella gay. His first lover was Count Louis Draskovic. Later, he’d shack up with his young Albanian secretary, Bajazid Elmaz Doda, who he said was “the only person who has truly loved me.” He named a species of prehistoric turtle after the guy: Kallakobotion bajazidi. They lived together for 30 years.

Poor guy also probably had bipolar disorder–his work was characterized by periods of frenzied fieldwork, and then he’d have to retreat into isolation for weeks due to an illness he’d describe as “shattered nerves.” 

So yeah let’s remember this pioneer of paleontology because he’s cool as heck. 

My brain points out that “Count Louis Draskovic” is one of the more absurdly vampire-y names I have ever seen, so my mental image for these people is pretty much going to involve opera capes, and perhaps a sudden flash of lightning whenever the good Baron holds up a fossil for dramatic effect.

Gay Transylvanian Baron Paleontologist Spy

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