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If Dopheld Mitaka ever gets captured by the Resistance I hope the ONLY THING HE EVER TALKS ABOUT IS HOW BAD KYLO REN IS:

“Is it true that you’re Kylo Ren’s mother?  What is his damage?  Did you know that he used the Force to yank me across a room and choke me for delivering bad news?  He *literally* strangled the messenger.  Oh, and before he did that?  He used that shitty lightsaber of his to destroy a console.  Do you know how embarrassing it is that we have an actual budget set aside for your son’s temper tantrums?  Do you know how many keyboards and displays we go through?  Do you think I graduated at the top of my class in Academy so I could deal with your son’s bullshit on a daily basis?  As far as I’m concerned, your son is a bad influence on the First Order.”

Leia:  Is that all, Lt. Mi-

“And another thing!  Kylo Ren-

Leia:  Someone take him back to his cell.

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