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A littel context beforehand :

So I recently started to DM a smaller group , consisting of mostly guys I know from my class. One of those guys insited he played a female Wood Elven Ranger – I allowed it , in hopes of some funny RP situations.

 One of the other guys , who is playing a Drow Rogue , decided to make their charackter have a crush on our elven ranger – which led to the following situation :

Ranger , in the tree : Rolls a 1 twice in a row

DM(me) : Something went trough your mind , and your finger slipped. You shot yourself in the knee

Rogue : Oh my dear beloved elf , what happend ?

Ranger : Well , I thought about the both of us kissing

Rogue: And ?

Ranger : The thought was so disgusting that I had to shoot myself to snap out of it

DM : *absolutely loses his shit*