Where is my crossover AU where Peter Quill is on his way back to Earth and sort of accidentally rescues Mark Watney from Mars along the way
Quill: Hey guys, come take a look out the window! I think there’s somebody down there!
Rocket: So?
Quill: That’s Mars. No one’s SUPPOSED to be there.
Drax: Have the Terrens not yet achieved space travel?
Quill: I mean, BARELY. And it looks like he’s all alone down there, that can’t be right.
Gamora: Should we offer our assistance?
Rocket: Ah, leave him!Quill: Hey buddy, you need a hand?
Mark: The fuck was in those fucking potatoesMark: Okay, I can accept the aliens, I can accept the green lady, I can accept the little dancing tree, I can even accept the raccoon, but can someone please tell me why the raccoon has GUNS?
Mark: *notices Quill listening to his Awesome Mix tape* Oh my God do you have music? Please tell me you have music.
Quill: Oh yeah! All the greatest hits of the 70s!
Mark: *anguished screaming*
The Archery Range 