rum:

*tap tap tap*                                   *sniff*                        *three people sniff*

                                 *more tapping*     *two consecutive sniffles* 

*one person flips their test over*     *look at clock*  *sniff*   *tap tap tap*

                                   *everyone else flips their test to the back*  

*sniff*  “Wh-ere do we turn
this in when we’re done..?” 

“When you guys are done you can put it in that bin in the back!”

                 *look at clock*                  *sniff*

Things that irk me as a teacher and my thought process during this:

Why do you all sniff in stereo?! I have tissues! OH GOD YOU’RE NOT SICK ARE YOU?! PLEASE DEAR GOD DON’T GET ME SICK!

“Where do I put this?”
“In the box.”
*10 minutes later* “Where do I put this?”

SONUVA NOOO