Other Pagans: I meditated for 4 hours on a beach and journeyed to a temple in the woods where I met my deity and they told me exactly what I need to do next.
Me: I tried to meditate for 10 minutes after work, mostly thought about stuff, then slipped into something that felt deeper and got so excited I snapped myself out of it, then got there again and right before it ended I saw a blurry black shape that looked like it was kind of maybe a fish?
The Archery Range 