Omfg, I’m sorry for taking forever, I’ve been on mobile 😦

5: Best birthday I ever had was probably my 18th birthday. I had a bunch of friends over, we played ridiculous video games, and it went until like, 4am or something…it was super fun!

11: Best dream I ever had was also the most fucked up dream I ever had…it was my first experience with Norse Loki and was freaking weird. Since it’s a long story, it’s under my “Lokean” tag.

17: I would love to best friends with a lot of people. thebestpersonherelovesbucky, ohcaptainmycaptain1918, batty4u, bathinginfandomstears, cptnbarncs, fuck-me-barnes, illyakvryakln, rigormortisboy, samtwilson, the-life-of-bucky-barnes, and of course people like Thomas Sanders, and pretty much all Marvel actors…

20: OKAY SO THIS IS MY GO TO HIGH SCHOOL STORY AND I ONLY EXPERIENCED THE AFTERMATH, NOT THE ACTUAL DEED.

So, for my class’s senior prank, these three dudes kinda secured the security keys, which included the gate key and key to the water hose in a certain area. Well, we have a sunken amphitheater, and they kinda plugged the drain in the bottom (duct tape and a plastic bag) and then flooded the damned thing.

THAT ALONE WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD BUT NO. THEY DIDN’T STOP THERE. NO.

THEY THEN FILLED THE DAMNED AMPHITHEATER WITH HUNDREDS OF TINY GOLDFISH.

THIS PRANK TOOK PLACE AFTER 9 YEARS OF THE SENIOR CLASS JUST STACKING PICNIC TABLES FOR THE PRANK.

MY CLASS WAS VIEWED AS GODS.

I TEACH THERE NOW AND THE STUDENTS STILL TALK ABOUT IT.