flightless-kiwifruit:

blessings-upon-thy-sociopath:

p1013:

devildoll:

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

this never changes no matter how old you are

#one time I literally broke my leg

Totally happened, sister got burned badly and couldn’t get a hold of any parent for hours and hours

Scariest damn day ever

When I was 15, I shattered my leg and my brother and I couldn’t get a hold of our parents.  My brother’s friend called an ambulance and I was in the ER alone for an hour.  8 years later and my dad still refuses get a cell phone.

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