alexithymicbitch:

Aries: flaming
Taurus: what is heterosexuality
Gemini: sassy asf but the world may never know
Cancer: straight as a circle
Leo: u a fruit cake in a rainbow
Virgo: i love everyone for who they are
Libra: literally -500% straight
Scorpio: all the homo
Sagittarius: *says no homo* *means v much homo*
Capricorn: gay x 1000
Aquarius: double rainbow
Pisces: likes boys, girls, and everyone in between