OH MAN OH MAN
THIS HIT ME LIKE A 2-BY-4
CAN LYCANTANTS EAT CHOCOLATE??? CAN THEY??? IS IT CONSIDERED SPLICE ABUSE TO DELIBERATELY CREATE A SAPIENT SPECIES THAT’S ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE
what if Caine keeps sneaking peanut butter from Jupiter’s kitchen and she pretends she doesn’t know it’s him because it’s so cute but then he gets really sick all of a sudden because the brand she buys started putting xylitol in it oh no oh no oh no
i didn’t ask for these emotions